Funny thing about me: I actually fucking know shit! Not like these goombas trying to weasel their way into the White House. I practically wrote the book on collapsing bridges, inflation, and the working poor, fuck-o. I even got a degree in nuclear engineering or some shit. You know how easy I could swoop down right now like a guardian angel and solve all your fucking problems? Snap. Bam. Do it in my fucking sleep. Just fucking try me.-- Jimmy Carter
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Man I dont think he going to help us
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Mike: Did Jimmie Carter actually say/write that or is it some sort of spoof? - Dad
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